Let's fill the library with sex books

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I'm pretty fed up with the discussion on the Nampa Library. I don't understand why the Library board can't make up its mind. I don't like the fact that people have to ask for a couple of books that may help them.

Sex is a natural act. So why are people worried about others who might read something about sex? Sure, some of those "unnatural acts" aren't something the Christian Right approves of, but why is it their business who does what?

Are these moralists afraid their church going friends having some fun?

Get real! There's more to life than just those two books. People should spend more time experimenting with sex than worrying about what's on the shelves at the library.
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posted on Tue, Apr 22, 2008 02:52 PM
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The Joys of Vehicular Sex bydw thomas1 month ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Why are my fellow Republicans and Christians butt hurt about the two books “The Joy of Sex,” and “The Joy of Gay Sex”? Can’t you see “The Joy of Vehicular Sex” has excited the sexual passions of Idaho drivers? Those Cali fornicators imported this smut.
I recently purchased this and the chapter titles made my jaw drop. For example, “Big Trucks are Phallic Symbols,” “Tailgating: How to Sodomize a Tailpipe,” “Oral Fixations with Cell Phones,” “Aggressive Driving: For When You Like It Rough,” “Lead foots are Like Rabbits,” “Use Ruts and Potholes for Extra Sensual Pleasure,” “Block the Left Lane for Great Car Orgies,” “Run Red Lights for Extra Pleasure,” “Bumper Stickers, Decals, and Car Magnets: Might as Well Be A Bull’s-eye.”
My friends I see countless examples of this vile activity on our streets everyday. Even some of our fellow “Republicans” and “Christians” with their “Support Our Troops,” and Christian Fish engage in this sin. Our roads are like Rome.
This vehicular promiscuity is sucking us dry of our precious petroleum resources. Abstinence is the only 100% effective way to deal with this problem. We all need to park our passions and transport ourselves the old-fashioned way—walk.